STEPS :



1 > Die, It doesn't matter how, you could jump off a building, eatbad food, shoot yourself in the head, or however you want. All that matters is that you die.
2> After your soul leaves your body, wait for about nine hours for your soul to reach to heaven or hell, depending on if you were a good or bad soul. It's worth the wait if you really want to become a ghost!

3> When you get to heaven, or hell, jump into the portal at the very left.
4> Climb up the ladder.
5> Crawl through the tiny hole you should see at the right.
6> The place you are at should look like a room with
should look like a room with no doors. Talk to the man standing in the corner. Say, Hi!to him, then wave, lick his shoe, and then headbutt him. A portal should appear behind you.

7> Jump into the portal quickly! The portal takes about five seconds and it closes. If you fail the first time, don't worry.
.You get a second chance, but that is it.

8> You should be standing on your dead body now. Dispose of your body into the nearest garbage can or body of water.

9> God or Satan should appear. He should be asking
you whether or not you really want to be a ghost. Tell him yes.

10> Congratulations! You are now officially a ghost! On Halloween, scare little children and eat their candy!

 
TIPS :
** Don't skip any steps! ** Be polite to God/Satan!
** Have a smile on at all times!
** Headbutt the man standing in the corner hard, or else the portal won't appear.
** Have fun scaring children on Halloween! WARNINGS :
## If you fail to jump out of the portal that closes in about five seconds the second time, you will be stuck with the man standing in the corner forever!
## If you are gay, you won't become a ghost!